Lamorne Morris as Winston Bishop in New Girl (2011—2018)
from SMPLive: Relentlessly Bullying a Minecraft Dork (cscoopVEVO)
th3_s3nsitiv3_snack3r: just burst into tears after learning my preferred brand of onion dip would no longer be sold (╥ _ ╥)... but later felt true, human joy when i tasted the newest flavor sour of gummy bears (,,> ᴗ <,,) just another day in the life of me, the sensitive snacker
*trump voice* Jerry Mouse. They just call him Jerry, I call him Jerry Mouse- cause folks I gotta be honest with you… Not a fan! Not a fan of Jerry Mouse. He’s always running around the house, causing trouble, breaking vases. He’s always causing trouble. They say oh he’s just a cute little mouse, just a silly little mouse. But he’s always causing trouble. He lives in a hole in the wall in the house, he doesn’t pay rent, doesn’t pay the mortgage, and what does he do all day? He goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, and he eats the Cheese! He eats the cheese- and he didn’t ask for the cheese, never asks permission to eat the cheese. It’s not his cheese. It’s just not his cheese. He eats the cheese and it does not belong to him. Doesn’t even leave any cheese left! He eats all the cheese and he doesn’t even leave any for anyone else. One of the worst deals we’ve had. And the Radical Left are always talking about how I’m not doing
anything for the little guy. “He doesn’t care about the little guy”
they’re always saying! Well, I think the little
guy’s had it real easy, frankly we need to be tougher on the little
guy. Jerry Mouse, I mean he’s not so innocent. Not a good guy. Always eating the cheese, it’s a pattern. And that’s not the worst of it! Not even the worst of it. And the things he does to Mr. Tom Cat– They’re always talking about how bad Tom is, how Tom is such a bad guy, SO mean to Jerry. Well he’s really not such a bad guy. If you talk to him, he’s really not a bad guy, he’s just trying to enjoy the comfort of his own house, just trying to do his job as the house cat. All he wants to do. But Jerry Mouse- he’s not supposed to be there. It’s not Jerry’s house. And he’s not very nice to Mr. Tom Cat, not very nice at all. VERY violent towards Tom as a matter of fact. He’s always slicing Tom in half, slamming the window on his head, on his paws, stuffing Tom’s tail in the hot waffle iron- and you know a cat’s tail is very sensitive, ask any doctor and they’ll tell you-, smashing him with a mace, electrocuting him, lighting up his feet with matches, tying him to a firecracker and setting it off! I mean it’s just absurd the things he does to Mr. Tom Cat. But they don’t think to ask why Tom might not want Jerry around. It’s a terrible deal.
he finally did it. he logged in without the launcher crashing.
[video description/transcript:
Foolish is watching the loading screen of logging onto the QSMP server in anticipation as the climax of "I'm Just Ken" from the Barbie movie plays loudly in the background.
Lyrics: Ken / My name's Ken (and so am I) / Put that manly hand in mine / So hey world, check me out, yeah I'm just Ken
Foolish successfully logs onto the server, spawning on top of the wall facing the legs of his titan build. In his facecam, he jumps out of his chair in celebration to move behind it and pump his fists in the air.
Foolish: Yes! I'm Kenough! I'm Kenough! Yes! We did it! Woo!
Lyrics: Baby, I'm just Ken!
end video description/transcript.]
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- Is it groovy
- Is it smashing, baby
- Is it shagedelic
- Does it give you mojo
- Does it make others randy
fucks me up that by total coincidence the sun and moon's size difference is exactly matched to their difference in distance from us, thus making our beautiful total solar eclipses where you can see the silver threads of the sun's corona possible because the moon just covers the sun completely
The stars (literally) aligned just right for this experience to be possible. It's likely that aliens don't have this
The moon is also absolutely gargantuan by moon standards. It isn't the largest moon in the solar system, but it is BY FAR the largest in comparison with its planet. Ganymede is the largest satellite of Jupiter and the largest moon in the solar system. Its diameter is only about 3.8% of Jupiter's. Titan's radius is 4.4% of Saturn's. Callisto and Io are the next largest in the neighborhood, with 3.4% and 2.6% the diameter of Jupiter respectively.
Our moon is number 5. It is smaller in direct comparison to the above moons. The diameter of the moon is 3475 km. That is a full 27% of the diameter of the Earth. More than a quarter. That's ridiculous. It's unheard of. The universe is large enough that the word unique probably doesn't mean a lot, but this might be about as close as you get.
This has had a huge impact on our planet. Other things aliens might not have are significant tides. One of Mars's dumpy little potatoes wouldn't be able to move oceans the way our moon does.
Our moon has also stabilized our axis to a massive degree. Without her up there our axis would wobble all over the place and our climate would be far more chaotic. Aliens might not be quite so lucky.
I guess what I am really trying to say is that the moon is extremely cool. I like the moon.
Just want to add that the reason we have such a large moon is because a whole planet crashed into proto-Earth. Theia (the planet) and Earth got so superheated by this collision that their component cores fused and the impact jettisoned a lot of material into space. That massive amount of jettisoned material became our moon. So Earth and the moon have very similar composition. This does not seem to be a common method of lunar formation.
what if the answer to the fermi paradox is that life cant exist without a moon like luna
I got a serious beef with the Fermi paradox. There is no Fermi paradox. There stopped being a Fermi paradox once the first radio telescopes went up, and we began to get a true sense of the sheer scale of the universe.
Space is big, empty, and loud. Sunspots can cause enough interference to affect global communications. We’re not even loud enough to talk over our own sun. On our own planet. We can barely communicate with Voyager, and we know exactly where it is and what its signal sounds like.
The Fermi paradox is like doubting the existence of Belfast, because you stood on a windy New York beach shouting towards it and didn’t get an answer.
do you ever watch videos of youtubers reading their own crappy wattpad x self insert fics and think to yourself man i would love to explain the sold to one direction trope to these kids, it would absolutely break them
it was the morning after the big move (a/n idk where she moved too lol) and you swept your messy dark brown hair that was slightly wavy with sun kissed blonde streaks in it up into a messy bun and swiped mascara across your thick lashes that brought out your shining blue ocean colored orbs before throwing on the large frumpy sweatshirt that i had thrown on the floor the night before. i heard the doorbell ring from downstairs. “y/n!” your mom yelled “get down here quick!” “what is it mom?” i yelled back, she was so annoying sometimes. “your new owners are here,” she stated. “my- what?” you stammered, perfect pink lips opening in shock. “yes honey, how else do you think i was able to pay for this house and my alcohol addition? now open the door” you opened the door and saw them on the doorstep, one direction. they looked mostly bored but harry opened his arms and gave you a brilliant smile, his pearly white teeth glistening in the sun. “hey princess get your stuff.”
